Us being -
- All remote controls in the house, to be located and put in mouth in the only unsupervised moment when Mama is in the process of sitting down and adjusting cushions on the couch
- Mama's toes, specially with nails freshly painted in the hue reminiscent for some reason of vampire movies
- Teether, never more than 15 seconds though
- The fabric-care instruction label sticking out of a pillow, to be grabbed while proceeding to suck thumb, added advantage of making Mama feel like a bad mother because after all if I suck my thumb it is because she neglects me, right??? MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH
- All newspapers and magazines, wonderful crunchy noise emanates while crumpling into ball, insist on TODAY's paper and the latest magazine for maximum fun
- Hair. Mama's. Pull. Hard. Fun!
- Spectacles. Whoever's. Knock off. Blind as bats. Fun, fun!
- Laptop. Lunge for keyboard. Press random keys. Hope to create password that locks said machine and can never be accessed again. SSSSSssssmokin'!
- Tees. Mama's. Pull down. Regularly. Imminent danger of being disrobed in public looms large. Gee, whiz (kid), me!